Share your funny stories/inside jokes

[Honeyfrost]

Keep in mind that these have to be pg13, please.

Ok, here's mine.

So I'm over at my friend (Christian)'s house, and her niece Myriah and our friend Freedom were over there, too. I was spending the night, and this was on New Years eve of 2012.

They convinced me to order pizza from Dominos, so I decided "Hey, we're all hungry. Why not?" so, we're sitting on her front porch and we ordered the pizza online. Just one large cheese pizza for the four of us.

So, on Domino's site when you order online, they have this tracker thing. So here's the order of what we saw.

1. Jeff is putting your pizza into the oven

Us: Yay! It's in the oven! Whoooo!

2. Jeff is checking your pizza for deliciousness

Us: Wait..what...

3. Deliciousness check completed

Us: What the heck, Jeff? Dude, did he lick our pizza or something?

4. Anthony is now leaving the store with your pizza.


So, I'm like "Ok...so this dude's name is Anthony. I know my plan wouldn't work for me because I can't keep a straight face. So I turned to Freedom and told him "Hey, when Anthony gets here you should say 'We've been expecting you Anthony' " and everyone's all "LOLYEAHDOIT"

So, Anthony gets to our house. Turns out he's pretty cute. We're all sitting in chairs, and Freedom is laying on Christian's lap in a...well...very suggestive pose xD

Then he does it "We've been expecting you Anthony"

And me and Christian couldn't help but to laugh.

THEN Freedom says (I didn't plan this much) "How's Jeff?"

Anthony says "Oh..he's good..."

Freedom says "Was our pizza delicious enough for him?"

Anthony says "Oh.. I guess you guys saw the tracker thing, didn't you?"

Freedom: What's Jeff's last name? Is he hot?

Anthony: I guess so.... his last name is Heart.

Us: Wait..did he just give his coworker's name out? I'd be so mad!

And as Anthony starts walking away, Freedom yells "We didn't order this!"

Well, later on we're all obsessing over Anthony. So, they dare me to call Dominos and ask for Anthony and they said "He isn't here right now" so we hung up. Later on that night we saw his car drive by (we remembered what his car looked like) so he sped up when he passed by the house. And we started chasing his car going "WAIT! ANTHONY!"

The next day we walked to a Subway, and right next to it was Dominos and we saw him getting into his car and we were all "BYE ANTHONY!!!" and he yelled "BYE!!!"

It was soo funny c:

[Lastsong]

So, I'm sitting at the table with my buds in high school. We had some of this pizza pasta stuff that was wrapped in this layer of cheese that could not be separated by anything but a knife (it was that tough, people!). I had grabbed a knife but I just ate the cheese whole. My friend Ashley forgot one, so I gave her mine. She took the knife and held it up like it was some Master Sword or something and said, "Great! A knife! Now I can cut the cheese!"

There was dead silence at our table as we all looked over at Ashley. Her face went from a goofy smile to a look of dismay, and she said, "Wait... oh." Yeah. She realized what she'd said.

We all burst out laughing. And she has yet to live that down haha